Dress Your Age

Finally to add a bit of a personal touch to my blog. Now I understand that fashion is something that eludes alot of people, even myself at times, but when you turn about 23 it's time to look into it a little bit. Even I, at one time, liked to be hip and on top of the latest fashions the zombie-tube displayed for me. Now this is going to be a bit hard for me to say because I produce hip-hop music and a lot of this is supposed to be a part of our culture but, just a disclaimer for everyone out there...Soulja Boy is 17-18 years old. He's still in highschool. He can get away with it.


You're 22...you have a job...you're out of school...YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTA.



So I'm going to give some of the over 23 crowd a few tips as to what NOT to do in order to look like you're a 23 year old citizen of society instead of a 16 year old bubblegum rap fanboy.




First of all, and I know this will hurt a lot of guys feelings, but please...no more baseball caps.
Honestly. You've never played baseball and you probably won't. And if you do play professional baseball you probably don't need to wear a cap to "pull bitches".




Step 2. Speaking of sports don't wear fucking jerseys and basketball shorts unless you're going to go play basketball, or you're returning from having played basketball. If so, please return to your home of residence, promptly shower and put on some real clothes, then continue about your day.


Step 3. No more baggy polos. Now it's not too bad if you can pull it off, but fitted polos look like you're over 20. Also Polo shirts were made to look casual and show off muscle. I'm not saying wear a spandex shirt with a collar...I'm just saying wear it so it fits to show off yur physique. It's much better than a muscle shirt while still showing off the body you spent hours at the gym and slugging protein shakes for. Why do all that work and not get a chance to show it off...properly.


Speaking of which...If I see one more guy in the club with a fucking tanktop on. I'm going to shoot him. I'm going to shoot him right in his fucking face...with a shotgun. Then I'm going to beat him to a bloody pulp...with the shotgun. I hate that shit. First of all we're in the club so I understand it if you're a bit sweaty...but I don't wanna feel your sweaty fucking arm grazing across my anything. So fuck you clubnight tanktop wearer...I hope you die.



So...umm. yea. Number 4 right. The popped-collar douche.

I know this topic has been touched many times by many people but I just mentioned polos so it must be restated. Don't pop your fucking collar...the end.

Three hilarious songs...

This is Oooh You Touch My TraLaLa by Gunther. It just sounds so stupid but it's funny as hell. Who calls it a tralala anyway.


What's It Gonna Be by Mike O'Connell. Hilarious comedian. This song should sound familiar for all the ladies out there. That creepy guy that waits until last call to see if he can "jump your bones" lol hilarious.



Electronic Supersonic by Zlad. Hilarious. Some terribly dubbed 70's looking video by some russian dude named Zlad. Lyrics are dumb as hell. All systems go prepare for downcount 5-4-3-1 Offblast. I put my love plug in your socket. lol

MOUSTACHE MAY EVERYBODY

It's Moustache May. The time when everyone tries their best to grow the most ridiculous mustache ever. I personally wear a moustache as a part of my face daily so now I have to to let it grow wild. This should be interesting.
This is an old military tradition. No one knows exactly how old it is but I've known of it's existence for the past three years. Much like hogging and other forms of fun hazing...You might not like it, but it must be done.
So in lieu of Moustache May, we have the Top 5 moustaches.





Number 5
The Creepy Detective/Pedophile-stache


Number 4
The "What-the-fuck-is-that-on-your-face"-stache


Number 3
The GODDAMN I"M FUCKING SMILING-stache


Number 2
The Squid-stache AKA The "Creepy Carny that will eat your kids"-stache


Number 1
The "In Russia Moustache grows you"-stache


AN EXTRA
The fucking Dick Dastardly

Cyanide and Happiness

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I know I did a weblog on web comics already but I just have to mention Cyanide and Happiness. It's so off the wall and insane. I can't really describe it so just check out the video.


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Female IDF Members

Wonderful. Another post of pictures of females. This time I'd like to dedicate this one to the female members of the Israeli Defense Force. Not only are they hot...but they could probably kill you in unarmed combat. Isn't that exhilirating.







The above photos are courtesy of www.rachelpapo.com
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