The ramblings of a sociopathic thought junkie.

Monday, October 12, 2009


What's going on my fans? I've been on hiatus for a while but I've been busy. Setting up my new party promoting business in Germany or the past little bit. I'm actually throwing a party this Friday. A pajama party in Mainz-Mombach. Go to the website for more info.

Party promoting is actually pretty hectic. Running around the city being sociable is actually a bit tiring, but once the e-mail list comes together then it's not a problem. just send an e-mail detailing the party and presto, watch people show up.

Let's see what else is going on. A lot actually. Putting together a modeling agency. We're making a calendar next month for 2010. OneWorld DreamTeam featured of course. Here's a photo of the DreamTeam spokeswoman. Beautiful girl Mickaala Rodriguez.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dress Your Age

Finally to add a bit of a personal touch to my blog. Now I understand that fashion is something that eludes alot of people, even myself at times, but when you turn about 23 it's time to look into it a little bit. Even I, at one time, liked to be hip and on top of the latest fashions the zombie-tube displayed for me. Now this is going to be a bit hard for me to say because I produce hip-hop music and a lot of this is supposed to be a part of our culture but, just a disclaimer for everyone out there...Soulja Boy is 17-18 years old. He's still in highschool. He can get away with it.

You're have a're out of school...YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTA.

So I'm going to give some of the over 23 crowd a few tips as to what NOT to do in order to look like you're a 23 year old citizen of society instead of a 16 year old bubblegum rap fanboy.

First of all, and I know this will hurt a lot of guys feelings, but more baseball caps.
Honestly. You've never played baseball and you probably won't. And if you do play professional baseball you probably don't need to wear a cap to "pull bitches".

Step 2. Speaking of sports don't wear fucking jerseys and basketball shorts unless you're going to go play basketball, or you're returning from having played basketball. If so, please return to your home of residence, promptly shower and put on some real clothes, then continue about your day.

Step 3. No more baggy polos. Now it's not too bad if you can pull it off, but fitted polos look like you're over 20. Also Polo shirts were made to look casual and show off muscle. I'm not saying wear a spandex shirt with a collar...I'm just saying wear it so it fits to show off yur physique. It's much better than a muscle shirt while still showing off the body you spent hours at the gym and slugging protein shakes for. Why do all that work and not get a chance to show it off...properly.

Speaking of which...If I see one more guy in the club with a fucking tanktop on. I'm going to shoot him. I'm going to shoot him right in his fucking face...with a shotgun. Then I'm going to beat him to a bloody pulp...with the shotgun. I hate that shit. First of all we're in the club so I understand it if you're a bit sweaty...but I don't wanna feel your sweaty fucking arm grazing across my anything. So fuck you clubnight tanktop wearer...I hope you die.

So...umm. yea. Number 4 right. The popped-collar douche.

I know this topic has been touched many times by many people but I just mentioned polos so it must be restated. Don't pop your fucking collar...the end.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Three hilarious songs...

This is Oooh You Touch My TraLaLa by Gunther. It just sounds so stupid but it's funny as hell. Who calls it a tralala anyway.

What's It Gonna Be by Mike O'Connell. Hilarious comedian. This song should sound familiar for all the ladies out there. That creepy guy that waits until last call to see if he can "jump your bones" lol hilarious.

Electronic Supersonic by Zlad. Hilarious. Some terribly dubbed 70's looking video by some russian dude named Zlad. Lyrics are dumb as hell. All systems go prepare for downcount 5-4-3-1 Offblast. I put my love plug in your socket. lol

Monday, May 4, 2009


It's Moustache May. The time when everyone tries their best to grow the most ridiculous mustache ever. I personally wear a moustache as a part of my face daily so now I have to to let it grow wild. This should be interesting.
This is an old military tradition. No one knows exactly how old it is but I've known of it's existence for the past three years. Much like hogging and other forms of fun hazing...You might not like it, but it must be done.
So in lieu of Moustache May, we have the Top 5 moustaches.

Number 5
The Creepy Detective/Pedophile-stache

Number 4
The "What-the-fuck-is-that-on-your-face"-stache

Number 3

Number 2
The Squid-stache AKA The "Creepy Carny that will eat your kids"-stache

Number 1
The "In Russia Moustache grows you"-stache

The fucking Dick Dastardly

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cyanide and Happiness

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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I know I did a weblog on web comics already but I just have to mention Cyanide and Happiness. It's so off the wall and insane. I can't really describe it so just check out the video.

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @

Female IDF Members

Wonderful. Another post of pictures of females. This time I'd like to dedicate this one to the female members of the Israeli Defense Force. Not only are they hot...but they could probably kill you in unarmed combat. Isn't that exhilirating.

The above photos are courtesy of
Keep scrolling it gets better.

Monday, April 27, 2009

My 3 favorite Anime series.

I'm not a huge anime fan but I do have a few anime series that I love to watch, and to day I'm going to share three of them with you.

Lupin The Third

This anime series is about a world reknown thief named Lupin the third and his gang of thievesas they go on adventures stealing things and escaping from Interpol Dectetive Zenigata. I personally like thieves so this series is especially fun to watch. The main reason is because it's so insanely comical. Also I mean I don't know what decade the Japanese people who made this series were basing the characters on but a cool white guy with chops is Awesome. Lupin the Third just always seems like a complete idiot that's in over his head until the end when you realize that he pulled a fast one on everybody, even his own teammates at times. The main characters are: Lupin the Third, the third family member in a series of world reknown thieves. Jigen, Lupin's weaponssmith, he is a master at anything that fires projectiles which I guess comes in handy when stealing things. Goemon, a samurai master that carries a sword that can cut through anything. and Fujiko, a sexy master thief that is insanely crafty and selfish, but cool to keep around.

This video is an AMV. Awesome song backgrounding for and awesome anime clip


Vash the Stampede. The bumbling gunslinger just trying to escape the 60 billion double dallar bounty on his head. It's interesting because he's all about love and peace and never uses his gun to kill people. He always seems to get away in the end though. His twin brother Knives is out looking for him too. This show is awesome and you can really get lost in watching them. Amazing storyline amazing characters. Cast in a post-apocalyptic world that's very similar to the old American west. Great anime series. Vash is zany...but awesome nonetheless. This is the last 8 minutes of my favorite episode.

Cowboy Bebop

One of the greatest anime series ever created if not the greatest. Reknown for it's beautiful soundtrack composed by Yoko Kanno. This series is about a group of bounty hunters in space on a spaceship named Bebop. The main characters are : Spike, a lone gunman of sorts that's usually the one that goes out to catch the bounties. Jet Black, a former cop that has more personl issues than an Oprah guest, He has a robotic arm and is the tech whiz of the crew. Ed, an old androgynous child that is a whiz with computers. Faye Velentine, a sexy gunman (gunwoman) that isn't a part of the crew but always seems to wind up running with them.

and just as an added extra Here's a video of Spike from Cowboy Bebop hunting Vash the Stampede for his bounty. The song in the background is a cool Japanese "rap" song. Can't understand a word but I like it.